“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...” smells of pine
and clove and dew, not forgetting apricots, benzene, berries and vanilla...
sorry, Christmas was posted to me early this year with a book by international
wine writer, Natalie MacLean and I have already got carried away.
When I was asked to review this book, it was in the heart
of a tornado of chaos that is my life: moving house, Cordon Bleu course, exams,
balancing friends with college, oh and being mugged (welcome to London!) This
was of course the past three weeks! However, I am so glad it waited. This book
is so unputdownable that it is a pity to finish it (I guess I can always read
it again or wait for a new instalment).
I think Natalie would, justifiably, gouge my eyes out with a rusty old corkscrew and at best, replace them with crown caps like some Tales of the Vault wino snowman (did they do that programme?) if I start a review with the words “education can be fun”.
However, the written style is
so full of humour that it lends itself to teaching you new, relevant and
interesting facts without you realising you are being taught; a style that has
you laughing at the quips, smirking at the observations and thinking
‘interesting’ at the same time.
Aimed at the best bargains and value for money wines (and written by a self confessed 'cheapskate' - her words) it is divided into days, regions and grapes, as well as having
an index at the back that matches food with the discussed wines (an asterisk
for the best wine/food match to the chapter’s grape), and links to the recipes. It
also quirkily has additional reading (Jaws by Peter Benchley brought a shark
like cheesy grin to my face). This is brilliantly thought out. And just before
you can draw breath a new day and adventure take you to further into this book.
We start off in Australia, learning what kick started the
industry there. Wry comments such as describing Syrah as a “new sensation”
bring a chuckle (as a grape it was first cultivated in Roman times even though
it was introduced to Australia much later on). Insightful observations show her
interest in the makers as well as the subject. This she does with
tongue-in-cheek humour, the bubbling energy of Wolf Blass (so non-PC you can
sense his PR spokeswoman cringing and Natalie’s eyebrows going stellar), and
with genuine fondness, meeting the Penfolds and the Henksches make for a
melodically whimsical ending in the starlit Southern Hemisphere over a supper
that, frankly, you wish you were eating with them.
A completely different environment but similar characters
and observations take you to the Mosel the next ‘day’. Here we start in a serene
manner, the descriptions as undulating as the river itself, the eccentric and
high octane characters, however, bring a vitality to this section; Again, it is
the descriptive narrative that takes you to the moment that she tastes the
wine, palpable or at least truly imaginable without doing a ‘me’ and throwing
the full dictionary of similes and metaphors at the description; like the
tasting, just enough. And again, we have the personal observations which bring
the people to life as much as the wines: the elusive Prüm owner, blind tasting with his
glamorous daughter; the wildly enthusiastic Löosen’s discourse at full
throttle, all bring us the delights of Riesling.
The whirlwind tour continues in a ‘whirlybird’ over
Niagara and is a revelation for me having only ever drunk Canadian wine from Okanagan.
Niagara on the Lake, just minutes from the top tourist spot, the precarious
nature of the landscape, from blights of starlings (do they come in ‘blights’?)
to the climate, to natural methods for cultivating the land and organics (enlightening).
Words and observations flow like the falls themselves and like the Pinot Noir
of the chapter this is bursting with facts and observations that leave you
wanting to rush headlong into the next one.
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Picture from Natalie MacLean's own website |
Mack the Knife starts humming in my mind with the opening
paragraphs of the next chapter, for obvious reasons. Natalie takes a slightly
different focus in South Africa, it is a more intense chapter as it covers the
full spectrum of wine, politics (apolitically), people and history in steady
gulps; Syrah, Pinotage, Mourvedre , Grenache, Chenin, and Sauvignon Blanc in
glassfuls; a rainbow of subjects and characters from the Rainbow Nation. One
lady stands out amongst the others as a truly inspirational wine ‘activist’:
Carmen Stevens, a wonderful story of hard graft being rewarded with success. Again,
the chapter ends in similar mood to its beginning, landscape, beauty, peace and
gloriously described flavours to match the environment.
The smouldering slopes of Etna provide a look at a lesser
known wine growing area of Italy and perversely one of the oldest ones. Precarious
heights match greater depth of flavours as she describes the local grape
varieties, although the concentration is on (an old favourite and much maligned
grape) Nero d’Avola. Laugh out loud moments come when she is seemingly leered
at by an overtly familiar wine maker and then shown the level of intensity by
another producer (“You should never
talk to me during harvest”, to quote!) If the Sicilian’s philosophy of
acceptance to change and events, coming from the island’s history of invasion
from the Phoenicians to the Normans, highlighted by references to The Leopard
(one of my favourite books), then passion is the overriding sentiment of the
growers in one of the most precarious wine growing regions in the world.
From fiery passions of Sicily we move to the more
seductive and darker rhythmic passions of Argentina. Contrast this with the
newness of Argentina. Here, Natalie battles with recalcitrant ponies (I wish
this book had been illustrated) in the foothills of the Andes. Vines imported
by hardy immigrants from the old world to the new, battles with exports thanks
to its history and politics, which caused Argentina’s wine market to stagnate
and their volte face to keep up with competitors in the modern age, it’s all
here. We are introduced to Malbec, the black wine grape of Cahors, imported and
translated into a palatable mouth pleaser by the likes of Nicolas Catena. Each
point in the chapter fascinates and with that comes the odd emotional twinge as
you read the beautifully described tastings of “I want some!”
Another chapter and another river; safely taking us to
the dark heart of the Douro Valley (no helicopters, Autobahns or horses on this
voyage). From slate to granite and from light white Rieslings to rich ruby and
tawny blends of Tourigas and Tintos, there is a “hurrah” for Port as the
fortified wine, as opposed to the prevalence of growers to make wines from the ‘Port’
grapes. There are suggestions for cocktails to invigorate the port market and
again, Natalie matches foods (quite unusually, but brilliantly) to the rich
plummy, mulberry fruited liquid. One seminal moment is being offered a drink
from an 1893 Port (which makes my 1952 champagne tasting seem like non-vintage,
I have age envy!)
The final chapter takes us to the glamorous and overly
chic Provence, tempered by colour not grape: rosé is another misunderstood wine
that needs to be shouted about, its pastel colours not one for discerning
palates (I love it, but then again...) as highlighted in comments about
teasingly labelled rosés from the Languedoc or New Zealand, though the mention of
manly, Hemmingway and pink wine in one paragraph did raise my eyebrows (see
Truman Capote’s views on the great man). The view is that rosé
inspires a degree of irreverence in growers that other wines wouldn’t. The meal
with Nathalie Vautrin-Vacoillie of Domaine du Clos d’Alari based on Provençale
ingredients has me salivating, and there is final visit to an ex-Pat Brit of
well known best sellers. The appeal of the south of France and their Provençale
rosés
sadly brings the book more or less (Algonquin aside) to an end. Thankfully, I
have a warm and comforting Barbera in my hand to get over it.
The book gives glass sized gulps of information that can
be put down and picked up. I challenge anyone to do that though, I raced
through it. I have had such fun reading this book that I am loathe to say
goodbye to the author. As the front cover quote states “Natalie MacLean is a
new force in wine writing”, I have to agree. It is, in short, brilliant.
Unquenchable: A Tipsy Quest for the World's Best Bargain Wines
by Natalie
MacLean
Hardcover $24
Perigee/Penguin USA
978-0399537073
See also: www.nataliemaclean.com for wine updates and further information on parings and recipes and to download her app.